I know a thing or two about Sin.
I'm Catholic.
Years of training and an all-girl, Catholic school guided tour through Dante's Inferno have put me in a position to tell you right now that most of us are going straight to Hell.
I, for one, will be going in my own handbag, procured greedily while falling victim to the various sins of Avarice and Vanity. You'll probably find me languishing somewhere between the second and fourth levels, either being blown about by violent winds or eating my own excrement. It's not looking good either way. So many sins. So little time. Try avoiding them.
I dare you.
Take the Seven Deadly Sins.
You won't go straight to Hell committing any of these little nasties, but you'll definitely end up on the Terraces of Purgatory, which are almost like front row seats.
1. Vanity: Read and weep. Please remove your head from your own bottom first.
2. Envy: Kindly remove your head from that other person's bottom.
3. Wrath: Just step away from the other person.
4. Sloth: You know you're in danger of disappearing up your own woohoo but, like, who cares...
5. Avarice: You've disappeared and you've taken the whole world with you.
6. Gluttony: And all the food.
7. Lust: You've disappeared alright, right up, you know...
Worried about going to Hell? You should be!
Take the Dante's Inferno Test to see what level of damnation you're in for.
